Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED
FUCKING FINALLY
WHAT IS LIFE?
1. Augustus Gloop is gluttony.
He’s either eating or thinking about eating. And his name rhymes with poop.
2. Veruca Salt is greed.
She’s a spoiled brat who always wants more.
3. Violet Beauregarde is pride.
She’s always boasting.
4. Mike Teavee is sloth.
He sits and watches TV all the time. His name is also Teavee aka TV
5. Grandpa Joe is envy.
He wants what Wonka has (the factory) and Charlie has (the ticket).
6. Charlie is lust.
Not the kind you normally think of, but the intense desire.
7. … and Wonka is wrath.
He punishes everyone for their flaws.
my life is over now
My mind is blown
And there goes my sanity
childhood over
Grandpa Joe as envy? Meh… I guess
(Source: youjustrealized)
Shut tight your eyes now,
hold fast the breath in your lungs,
be brave when I can’t.
The way she sees it’s me on her caller ID, she won’t pick up the phone, she’d rather be alone.
Some men just want to watch the world learn.
They’re like the Avengers of learning.
“I have an army.”
“We have Bob Ross.”
“That’s my secret, Mr. Rogers. There’s always a little bush.”
“His first name is ‘Mister’”
“I’ve got science in my ledger”
(Source: the-thought-emporium-imperial)
now that we’re alone
//seductively brushes cracker crumbs off bed//
I hate this site with a burning passionate love.
That comment ^
(Source: thehopelessoptimist)
(Source: trans-par-en-cy)
